New York City - The Varieties of Religious Parking |
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This proliferation of religious parking holidays is a result of a flare-up 40 years ago between Mayor John V. Lindsay and just about everyone else.
Before cars, there were horses. And horse parking wasn’t much of a sanitation issue in the city (though other horse issues were). But when cars arrived, the Sanitation Department complained that parked cars made “the cleaning of the streets a nightmarish procedure — backbreaking, dangerous and unsuccessful.” Streets back then were cluttered by “sodden leaves, yellowing newspapers, and decaying rubbish.” So alternate side of the street parking regulations started in 1951. They were suspended by the mayor for many holidays by administrative discretion (much like snow days now).
There were so many that in 1968, Mayor Lindsay announced that the only religious holiday (in additional to national holidays) on which the city would suspend the parking regulations was Christmas.
An immediate uproar prompted Mr. Lindsay, who had run with much Jewish support, to announce, the next day, that he would add Yom Kippur and Rosh Hashana.
Two days later, he reconsidered again and his office announced that it would be asking the Sanitation Department to issue a report looking at which holidays would qualify. “The action of the mayor makes it obvious that we can no longer rely on the discretion of the administration on these matters,” a miffed councilman said at the time.
So in 1970, Mayor Lindsay signed a law that suspended parking regulations on holidays, taking it out of administrative discretion. The initial list was Christmas, Yom Kippur, Rosh Hashana, Good Friday, the first two and last two days of Sukkot, Shavuot, the first two and last two days of Passover,l and all state and national holidays.
Since then, the City Council has used the diversity of New York City to pile on the number of religious parking holidays. Everyone is for parking holidays except the Sanitation Department (which has to reassign workers to other tasks when cleaning is suspended).
In 1992, two three-day Muslim feasts (six days!), Id al-Fitr and Id al-Adha, were added to the list of 22 Jewish and Christian holidays.
Mayor Michael R. Bloomberg vetoed a bill to add parking holidays on Purim, Ash Wednesday and the Asian Lunar New Year in 2002. No matter, the Council overrode him.
In 2005, there was a squabble over Diwali, the Hindu festival of lights, which was also successfully added to the list.
Of the suspended days, 14 are Jewish holidays. But there is still a mother lode out there. Some Muslims have suggested that the rules should be suspended for the entire holy period of Ramadan: 30 days.
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Oct 03, 2008 at 03:07 PM Anonymous Says:
are there any religions that prohibit travel or is it just an anti discrimination thing
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Oct 03, 2008 at 03:31 PM bigwheeel Says:
“ are there any religions that prohibit travel or is it just an anti discrimination thing ”
Of course you mean, "Except the Jewish Religion"...!!!
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Oct 03, 2008 at 03:30 PM bigwheeel Says:
I would like to add a [parking holiday] on the day my grandmother's aunt landed on Ellis Island! We celebrate that anniversary with a family reunion. And all the great nephews [and some grand nieces] on my aunt's side own cars. And it gets a little tight around here. (The rogue cars (or owners) [even] park at other people's driveways. So, I petition the Hon. Mayor (promising a Block Vote of -----00 if my wish is granted) C--- to add this date to the list of National Holidays...!!!
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Oct 03, 2008 at 03:24 PM Anonymous Says:
Hey I'm for suspending alternate sides so we get less tickets.
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Oct 03, 2008 at 04:21 PM Anonymous Says:
Alternate side regulation are only for the city to make money! there's no reason we need the streets cleaned 6 days a week!!!!
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Oct 03, 2008 at 05:31 PM Anonymous Says:
Yes, Ramadan is a very important period for those of the Muslim faith; as a Jew, I feel it is of the utmost importance to suspend alternate-side parking for those thirty days.
(And I would like the easier parking too)
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Oct 04, 2008 at 07:07 PM Anonymous Says:
why do we have to feed the meters on shabos but not on sunday, the goyim dont carry quarters on sunday?
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Oct 04, 2008 at 12:25 AM josh Says:
i think we should create a new religion with laws that prohibit driving monday to thurs every week.
then we might be able to get rid of alternate side parking
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Oct 04, 2008 at 07:42 PM Anonymous Says:
I say, ban the cars.
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Oct 04, 2008 at 07:52 PM Anonymous Says:
I think that only Jews shouldn't have alternate sides on their holidays, muslims on theirs...... Every car should have an i.d. Indicating the owner's religion!!
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Oct 04, 2008 at 08:27 PM Anonymous Says:
So the forgers will have 1 more think to duplicate or to join all religens!
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Oct 04, 2008 at 09:05 PM chezkee Says:
Did you ever notice in cities that don't have alternate parking the streets seem cleaner. Do away with it !!!!
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Oct 04, 2008 at 08:56 PM Great Idea!!!!!!! lol Says:
& what about us muslim/jews?? Do we get the best of both worlds???
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Oct 04, 2008 at 11:58 PM bigwheeel Says:
“ I think that only Jews shouldn't have alternate sides on their holidays, muslims on theirs...... Every car should have an i.d. Indicating the owner's religion!! ”
That's a wonderful idea! (serious)! The only problem is that people will invent [new] religions for the rest of the days of the year!
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Oct 05, 2008 at 03:21 AM ParkNisht Says:
I have traveled the world and have spoken to many law enforcement agencies and traffic engineers regarding the subject of alternate side of the street parking. A solution which I heard more than once but less than twice is that everyone should park in the middle of the street in one straight line equidistant from both curbs. The farschtunkiner street sweepers can clean the streets at any time, and there will be twice as many spots to park because no one will want to park in the middle of the street. The cops will not be able to issue parking tickets because they will never be able to figure out an address where you are parked. Remember that parking smack in the middle of the street makes an address impossible to figure out.
In order to keep the street clean under your car just simply bring a schmattah out with you when you move your car and presto a clean street. If you want to be a sport you can leave the schmattah on the street for the next parker. When the schmattah gets really filthy, the last one to use it should simply throw the schmattah to the curb, (either one-remember you are equidistant) and the next time the farschtunkiner street sweeper passes, presto the schmattah is swept up and gone. This is a way for all of us to work with the the Department of Sanitation. I think if the big maachers in city hall get wind of this idea, I will easily get three terms. By the way, the schmattah can be anything that you don't need. It can be an old piece of carpet, an old refridgerator, or even the pants you are wearing when you park your car. No one will argue with you because they will think you are altogether crazy, but you know better, you are helping to eliminate alternate side of the street parking and you are willing to give the shirt off of your back to accomplish it. Shoin.
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Oct 05, 2008 at 02:21 AM Anonymous Says:
Besides street cleaning, alternate side parking frees up parking spots that are hogged by some. In general I would like to know who in DOT decides where to put no parking/ standing signs and where I can complain about a sign.
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Oct 05, 2008 at 11:39 AM anonymous Says:
Here's a solution -- stop driving.
I can't wait until the NYPD gets off its duff and tickets all the double-parkers.